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[19 Jun 2005|01:34pm]
Everybody, I swear I'm not dead. I'm sorry, I'm a shitty friend lately, but I've made so many clothes. Twelve (I counted them this morning) 12 fucking pieces in one month! That's twice as many as I ever made for a show, so I rock. My brain is dead and numb though, but I'm getting so much better. Hope for me that this craft fair in Brooklyn leaves me with some deal with a boutique owner in NY who wants a few pieces a month, that would rock! Anyways, sorry I've abandoned everyone, but they say every fashion designer hits their peak at 30, and that only leaves me with 5 and 1/2 years, and I promise to take you all out to dinner when I get super rich, or give you a dress or something, or throw you out on the street. There you go... incintive to be patient with me.
3 spoke to Manny| Talk to me baby!

[21 May 2005|08:18pm]
Big party tonight by Dreamland with the Bloody Undies and some beer. Come get drunk with me, cause I'll be wasted.

P.S. Beth thinks Matthew Barney is full of shit, and all my clothes are clean.
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[09 May 2005|07:51pm]
[ mood | hard ]

"You know the older you will get, the more perverted you will get."
-Gogol Bordello

That's actually one of the few lines I understand in that song. I sat on Will's porch today thinking what an excellent summer it's going to be. I've ever titled it "Last Summer in Paradise". ("Paradise" being Alabama, ha fuckin' ha). Today Will and I made a video to "Start Wearing Purple", it's so rad, and about 30 sec. long. Now I think Will is trying to annoy Rhonda out of her room with this gypsy raquet.
A memorable weekend this time:
Limo rides with an accordion player, drinks at Silvertron (and finding a boy in the girl's bathroom), drunken dabauchery, estate sales, absence of hang overs, a boy that calls me "cupcake", dancing to "Doin' it" (yeah, the LL Cool J song), choco tacos, and home cooked meals.
Now I'm off to the store for a red bull 'cause it's Jager bomb time!!! Celebrating Trent's birthday... and my half birthday!

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2 identical 2"*2" photographic head shots in color. [05 May 2005|10:55pm]
[ mood | early afternoonish ]

This afternoon I walked into Will's bedroom and on his bedside table:

Talk to me baby!

Beck [29 Apr 2005|09:35pm]
"You're fit, but my gosh girl don't you know it."
-the Streets
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Don't You Know It's Supposed to Feel Better For Boys. [24 Apr 2005|01:18pm]
[ mood | hot and bothered ]

So I've had a tired week I just wanted to avoid. There's so many boys everywhere I don't know if I could deal with another penis in my life. My social life here also rocks and I'm starting to not hate Birmingham so much, which just figures because I'm moving in 3 months. I told Beth about it today and she says I always do this when I'm about to move away from somewhere. I went to see the gypsies play on Friday, and the one I hooked up with returned a cigarette he stole from me in January, and I hate Marlboros, but I swear it was the best cigarette I'd had in days. Seeing them made me lust for New York, and they might come see my stuff in the Renegade Craft Fair (back in Brooklyn). Today, for the five millionth time in a row I was eating at Purple Onion and "You're so Vain" came on, Beth says it's a sign. I can't wait to get the fuck outta here, I'm too metropolitan for this shit, and enough of a rockstar to fuck real rockstars. I am queen bitch, even if it means I'm so vain. If only I could have you kid, oh well, can't always get what I want (maybe).
Got a Peaches CD and it's rockin my world.

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Oh shit! I forgot about taxes. [14 Apr 2005|09:43pm]
A Story, By Me:
I walked up to the counter at Shop on Highland to ask for a pack of cigarettes. "Wait a second", I told the clerk, "I'm looking for a new boyfriend". All I had to do was look around, and then I found him. "I need the one in the mustache". The clerk looked away. I took him to Beth's house and let her look in his pants.
"Look at it, I think part of it's fake", she exclaimed.
"No it's not. Oh wait, it is". We set fire to his pants and saw him bare. "I think I burnt him up and on the side". I handed him over to her.
"Oh yeah, you did". Right then I excused myself for a cigarette and took him to her bedroom.
That's the love story of me and my new naked man cigarette lighter.
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My first 40oz of High Life in 6 years! [11 Apr 2005|09:24am]
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[10 Apr 2005|02:27am]
There is some of being home that can never be again. Do you miss the way it used to be? When things were all the way they were supposed to be and everyone was in thier right place. I miss Montevallo, and Barnstormers and the girl's bathroom, and my house... before the floor broke. I miss being not bitter and innocent. the end.
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[28 Mar 2005|09:48pm]
I'm a nervous socially retarded wreck. I have a crush on a stranger that's so bad that my heart beats so fast when I'm near him I want to throw up on myself. I spent the whole weekend trying to clean this screen (for screen printing) and riding all over town looking for the right chemical. By 6pm today it still was caked with photo emulsion and I sat crying in a pool of chemicals with it on my bathroom floor, so I went outside and smashed it to pieces on the side of my apartment. I think the whole thing really bothered Josh, but it's okay, cause he's moving out tommorrow anyways, then I'll be free to throw tantrums as I see fit. I'm artistically frustrated. FUCK.
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[21 Mar 2005|06:34pm]
Josh is sick and dying on my floor. My mom and sister came today and I found out I sold my first dress this week. Woo-hoo! My big red dress will also appear on some local news show on NBC tommorrow morning at 6am, I'm movin' on up.
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It's officially Sunday [20 Mar 2005|09:58pm]
In case you forgot what I look like here's some photos of me I found on Mike Disko's website. I guess they were taken at the Bloody Undies/Homos show a few weekends ago.

Things are good. Josh is staying with me right now, which is fun. The other day I came home and there were Barbies covering my bed in compromising positions. Mostly I'm just being withdrawn, which is good because I have a million clothes ideas. I think the best things that are happening right now for me are adventures with Beth. I wanna go on a crazy vacation, mostly to New Orleans, but I'd settle for Cali or New York.
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I got promoted to SHAPOO GIRL this week. [14 Mar 2005|09:02pm]
I haven't written in so long that I kept trying to think up all of these really "deep" things to say that just all led to the same mess of a thought. Basically, I had Spring Fever and then I cured it and then it seemed like spring came. So it's here I guess. So I'm just wasting spring, fooling with the same mess I was in the fall, spending twilight hours gasping for the most useless friend I have, using the day afters to analyze the whole bit with my real friends, talking my nights away with the two friends I wish I could see everyday most of all.
So I guess I might of had a date tonight, but spent too long hanging out with myself, realizing that's what I really wanted to do, only to get home to a message from the guy canceling plans, which made me a little disappointed, but somewhat relieved.
The world is so boring when you spend it fucking someone who could care less about you and realizing the only person who loves you enough (right now) is yourself.
Nevertheless, you're right, there is a comforting feeling of nostalgia in the air, and even if spring doesn't work there's always summer.

I've decided I'm going to make a pair of terry underwear and feel the city air caress my body. Thanks Belle and Sebastian.
3 spoke to Manny| Talk to me baby!

Show date! [02 Mar 2005|11:00am]
Sorry I didn't leave a date. The show is this Friday (the 4th), see you there, we'll make all your Easter wishes come true.
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[01 Mar 2005|12:55pm]

Come gain a whole new respect for stuffed Bunnies!
Spring Fashion Installation by Laura McMillian and Liz Hamiliton featuring other works by Jackie Marsh, Beth Russel, and Holly Mullins
at Moxie Gallery 6-9:30
Please come! It will be worth your while.

After party after.

Sorry, I didn't leave a date, I'm a little delirious.

It's this Friday (the fourth) and it's gonna rock your socks off!
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A great week of "almosts". [14 Feb 2005|06:43pm]
Last week I:
almost got laid
almost got fired
almost had a break down.
What a shitty week huh?
Well, for valentines I masturbated until I couldn't anymore, ate lots of garlic, and let some stranger girl put a ring on my finger. It was an absolutely fabulous beginning to a new (hopefully better) week.
What can I say for a town where there's no one who appreciates me except my two (unattractive) stalkers? Nothing. So I called the only person I know (who lives in Cali) who would love to make out with me today who I would actually make out with today and left him a message letting him know I wish we were making out. I can honestly say, this is my first valentines ever where I feel bitter and hopeless. Well, fuck me, I guess not literally, of course.

*an hour later:
I just watched an episode of ABFAB that begins with Edie lying in a swimming pool and saying "the more I love myself, the more I will be loved", and ends with Edie in a heaven where God (Marianne Faithful) sings "We gotta get outta this place" with some hipster angel playing guitar.
This religious experience has led me to believe maybe there's some hope.
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Come with me, to the sea... [06 Feb 2005|02:48am]
The SHoW: Friday Feb. 11 (next friday yo!) at Moxie art gallery (behind the new Zoe's, which is across from Silvertron from 5-7). This will be an installation of the "Sea of Love" Cum, Cum, CUM!
I hope everyone comes.
Life is actually not that bad. Heard there's a song being written about me. Glad a song reminded you of me. Sometimes I feel invisible, then the cute boys alway come through. I miss Montevallo... the way it was. I miss a lot.
Mostly I miss my Trent... my love... and sometimes Gabe if you're reading this.
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Happy early valentines, uh, I mean happy groundhog day. [02 Feb 2005|09:04pm]
Watching the groundhog be dragged out in the cold this morning almost made me choke on my cereal out of disgust.
I wish I had someone I couldn't resist, that way I couldn't keep my hands off them.
I'm in a show next Friday called "Sea of Love". I'll have a masterpiece in there, so come and admire and get drunk with me.
Everything's so quiet.

Love and missing you on sunny days.
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Alabama in winter. [24 Jan 2005|09:44pm]
Things are okay. My apartment's always cold, so I sleep a lot because my bed is the warmest place in my house. I've sent off to get applications for schools so I can finally acheive my dream and get a fashion degree. I even opened a savings account today so I can have money when my lease is up. I'm going to leave somehow, because this has really not turned out to be what I wanted it too, plus I promised myself I'd leave in a year anyways. Seems like everyone's got the winter blues. I had my first star sighting the other day, I met Julie from the first real world.
New York was rad, it was just like being in one of my artsy hipster fashion magazines.
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It might not be a funky Chrima... [25 Dec 2004|05:33pm]
But it is Chrima.

Christmas is Hella Fun!Collapse )
Talk to me baby!

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